There's a reason we're the number one online clandestine fast food delivery service: we eliminate all who oppose us! We offer an exciting work environment, great career prospects for those who survive training, and a host of benefits including an Employee Meal discount, Competitive Wages, and a Free Uniform (weapons not included).
Pictured: Surviving graduates of the training class of 2006
Criminal Record Not a Problem
Preferred (Not Required):
Prior Fast Food or Delivery Experience
Can Kill With a Single Touch
Apply in person (if you can find us) or apply online by using our Online Application to apply online.