• We're looking for qualified candidates to join us!

    There's a reason we're the number one online clandestine fast food delivery service: we eliminate all who oppose us! We offer an exciting work environment, great career prospects for those who survive training, and a host of benefits including an Employee Meal discount, Competitive Wages, and a Free Uniform (weapons not included).

    Pictured: Surviving graduates of the training class of 2006

    Employee Qualifications:

    Positive Attitude

    Team Player

    Enjoys Challenges

    Criminal Record Not a Problem

    Preferred (Not Required):

    Prior Fast Food or Delivery Experience

    Can Kill With a Single Touch

    Apply in person (if you can find us) or apply online by using our Online Application to apply online.