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Ninja Burger Turf Wars

  Samurai: Ninja:

Defeat the evil samurai from Samurai Burger by capturing more of the neighborhood turf than they do! Click any two dots to secure a perimeter along that point; be the one to secure the final perimeter around a city block and you capture the block for Ninja Burger! You are blue, Samurai Burger is red, like the blood that will flow freely through the streets as you decimate their numbers.

Here's proof that it is possible to capture all the squares (and lose miserably):

Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 14:30:05 EST
From: **** ******* <********>
Subject: Samuri skunking

I am now a masta! I have skunked the red Samuri and taken back the Turf 
he stole from honorable great uncle Chin!  I know not wether any other 
honorable ninja vanquish the evilness that drips out like slimy goo that 
is Samuri, but I sent link to photo that prove my skill.

Date: Sat, 13 Apr 2002 14:41:36 EDT
From: **** ******* [********]
Subject: Samurai Skunking 2: Enter the Loser 

I am now Grand Masta!  I have once again defeated the miserable Gaijin known 
as Red Samuri.  He try to take back the land that I took back from him which 
he had stolen during our previous encounter, but I was able to take the Turf 
back from him again.  There is nothing that make Ninja feel better then to 
punk out Samuri.

Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 18:03:56 +0000
From: Sirrom ***** <************>
Subject: Ninja Burger Turf wars

Just wanted to let you know I have conquered the Red Samurai as well.  Took 
me a while, but he is vanquished for all eternity.  (On my computer anyway)


Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2002 16:42:51 -0400
From: J****** L*** [*******.****]
Subject: Turf Wars

Just thought you would like to know, it IS possible to lose this horribly
and not intend to... I swear on my honor as a crappy ninja I did not do
this on purpose, and that it was not my first try either. Now, if you
will excuse me, I must go commit seppuku.


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