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From: "Anton **********" <**********@***********>
Date: July 30, 2006 3:02:11 PM PDTT
Subject: NInjaburger in Iraq

Dear Ninjaburger,
My brother made this up in Kirkuk.  Thought ya'll
would like it.  He's in the Air National Guard, 
should be coming home in four or five weeks.

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From: "Mandy Scoggins" <**********@***********>
Date: April 17, 2006 6:50:52 PM PDT
Subject: Ninja Sims 2

Upon viewing the Ninja Burger Sims 1 Skin that was sent to you on 
30 Mar 2002, I was inspired to update the concept for the new game.
The result was a 6 piece collection consisting of manager, chef, 
and regular uniforms for both genders (being female myself, I 
could not deny employment to my own gender) which can be found here:

Open for Business is required to make use of these skins.

Attached is a picture, inspired by the NB Crew, of five Sims 
in my uniforms.

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From: ******@******************>
Subject: NB goes graffiti
Date: August 3, 2005 11:32:04 AM PDT


Here's a nice graffiti-wall for you. You can do what you want with it!
It was done in Stockholm in 2005.

The Swedish Ninjas: Kid Ikaros, Magic Killah, Dangerous Cake and Silent Ians.

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Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2004 23:20:43 -0700
From: Peter Keeler 
Subject: Ninja Burger delivers to Second Life

Greetings Aeon:

I wanted to share the fact that Ninja Burger not only exists in real 
life, but also in Second Life now. Attached are two snapshots of my 
avatar in Second Life. Keep up the excellent work!

What my friends don't know is that I do some deliveries for Ninja 
Burger while they're not around... ;)

  -- Jensen Spinnaker (in my second life)

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From ohishi_kuranosuke@************* Sat Sep 21 23:25:33 2002
Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 06:07:39 +0000
From: ***** *. 
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Orignal art for Ninja Burger by me.
           ***** *.
        (Dragon Wind)
        (Black Dragon)
        (Black Widow)

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Date: Fri, 09 Aug 2002 00:14:01 -0300
From: Ronald Mac****** <*****************>
Subject: Sprite comic featuring Ninja Burger

Although my email addres may suggest otherwise, I am a loyal follower of the 
Ninja Ways. (S.A.M. is actually a sort of ninja, he just didn't want to 
sound like a ninja turtle when he picked his name). I am currently 
practicing to do hand-drawn comics, but until then I use a sprite-based 

Please find enclosed a sample of my comedic attempts. It showcases "Cut 
MacK" (the one that looks like he has bunny ears), "Spade" (the yellowish 
one) and Ronald MacK, the one dressed as some sort of a ninja medic.

Awesome site. Do you think you could offer some sort of a small personal 
pizza? I hear squid ink makes a pretty good sauce. Plus... its black, and 
can be used to blind evil samurai.

Ronald "MacK" Mac*******

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Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002 21:31:23 -0500
From: ********
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Even us proud Centaurs are working for Ninja Burger, The great thing is that
everyone thinks we do not exist. But there has been several Satified Elven
Customers. This is My Self (Female Centaur) Wang Wong Ling Ling Ping Ping Zu
and my Fiancee Wu Am Ae (sounds like woo am I) We love working with the
Ninja Burger, and I have mastered the double handed Spatula Forms. We both
hope to be serveing you soon. :)

Burger Ninja Wong Zu.

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Date: Fri, 28 Jun 2002 10:18:25 +0100
From: James ******* [*****.*******]
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

whilst google searching for images of ninjas i found your site 
and thought you might like this dvd cover i errrr...  found  
(i didn't make it in photoshop... honest)
i'm planning on making quite a few spoof movie covers/samples/
stills and was looking for a ninja for precisely that purpose. 
i'll send you a copy of "monkey ninja in care bear's shadow" 
or "bouncing ninja, hidden goldfish"

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Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 00:44:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: Billy *** <**********>
Subject: new picture

Hey i made this one night, i was inebriated and bored
when i stumbled upon.....erm..... something and it got
into my head that this was funny so here's what i
made...i think... it has my name on it at least.....

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Date: Thu, 02 May 2002 14:46:42 -0400
From: ****
Subject: Pink Ninja Adventures

I wanted to thank you again for the shirts and such that I ordered from you 
a long long time ago. I also appreciate the tiny pink ninja you included 
with my 2 shirt 1 apron order, and just want you to know that tiny pink 
ninja has had and continues to have many adventures. I started photographing 
tiny pink ninja at different locations having these adventures, but I have a 
very cheap digital camera so they don't come out all that well. But I did 
manage to get one or two, so tiny pink ninja usually hangs about as my 
message board avatar here and there in various tiny pink ninja forms.


Mynn The Museless 

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Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2002 18:21:24 -0500
From: Kyle L***** [*********]
Subject: Put this on your site

Heh, it's funny because it's Edward Hopper... just put it on the site.

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Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 18:07:04 -0600
From: Alex [******]
Subject: background
You like?

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Date: Sat, 27 Apr 2002 02:57:42 -0700
From: KennyM [******]
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Hai! I tend to get bored alot... between my childish prank calls to
random people (whom i know have caller ID) just to hear them call back
and ask stupidly if i just called there and my fascination with the
Ninjaburger RPG with an obsessive understanding of just what difficulty
di is appropriate for hiding behind a lampshade, I curve my idle time
to draw buddy icons (you know, those neato little pictures at the bottom
left of AOL Instant Messenger?) ! So i have sent you one i have put
together tonight in hope you shall post it for others to enjoy in your
perfect Ninjarific fashion. Enjoy!

NinjaBurger Fanatic,
Kenny M*****

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Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 19:10:32 -0800
From: G****** G***** <*******>
Subject: Skins

Hey got some NB stuff for ya. I don't know if you have "The Sims." But I 
made some skins for it. You'll need the "Living Large" expantion pack. Its a 
mask and a ninja suit. Its contents are a head, body (The head is seperate 
from the body in true ninja fashion) and a readme on the limitations of the 
skin. Hope you enjoy.

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Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2002 19:18:27 -0800 (PST)
From: N***** S***** [**********]
Subject: Ninja Burger!

Gomen, head ninja... Fellow ninja and I believe ninja not respected...
so... we get plastered on sake near a national park and look what 
happens *sob*... Have I dishonored myself?

I shall prepare my tanto in anticipation of your judgement.

~the Ninjadingo

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Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 15:26:17 -0800
From: Stacey J P***** <*******>
Subject: Thank You!

I recently received my ninja burger baby t and it is wonderful! It fits
just right. To show appreciation - and something I did as well for a
class project that made the entire class laugh - I created a little flash
movie on Ninja Burger. When I get my spring break I plan to play with
Flash a little more and see if I can make it better. Hope you enjoy it!

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Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 10:13:36 -0700
From: T***** Donnell [**********]
Subject: My Ninja Burger Ad!

Hey guys your site totally KICKS MY ASS so I thought I'd pay respects
by creating a Billboard-like ad! Keep it up!
T***** Donnell

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Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 20:20:27 EST
From: ******
Subject: Ninja_Burger_Fanart!

Here are two pictures for your enjoyment.  The first is a ninja of the Clan 
of the Hidden Ranch and the portly one is a ninja from the order of the 
Brotherhood of Blue Trees.

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Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 02:39:46 -0700
From: DJ ******* 
Subject: Fw: hehe

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Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2002 18:12:48 -0600
From: Greg ******** <********>
To: "" 
Subject: An updated Cyborg Ninja Burger sighting!

Here is an update of the Cyborg Ninja Movie poster that I sent to you Eons

The Cyborg Ninja Poster started as a Photoshop Joke but I have had enough
serious inquiries that I am now working on a short film (I'm also a
freelance Videographer).  I'll keep you posted. I am still gathering up the
cheese as this will definately be along the lines of a bad Kung Fu movie.

Keep those Burgers flipping! (Hambu Gero Kaiten)  : )

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Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 17:15:42 -0500
From: Greg ********* [********]
To: "''" []
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

News Flash! Ninja Burger T-shirt spotted in cheesy B movie poster

Is the infamous Cyborg Ninja delivering for Ninja Burger?
This is carrying automation too far!! Yet, others have been heard to exclaim
"Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
You can be assured of the fastest (and sneakiest) delivery with this Ninja
on the Job.

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Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2002 18:29:15 -0500 (EST)
From: ****** ****** [**************]
To: "" 
Subject: I have something lurking in my kitchen.

I was going to make up a story about how I noticed
some unusual movement in my kitchen and took these
magnified surveillance pictures of that movement,
whereupon I found out that I have gingerbread ninjas
in my house!  Really though, it was a Christmas gift
for some friends.  They were requesting them because
of something about biting off their dishonourable
heads, or something.... 


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Date: 16 Dec 2001 23:35:45 -0000
From: ******** Satsuki [*********]
Subject: Satsuki

Konnichi-wa. As you can see, nothing is as it seems...

--Yatouji Satsuki

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Date: Sun, 9 Dec 2001 13:58:39 EST
From: ***************
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

While I am Ronin by trade, I am on healthy relations with ninja, having some
stealth skills myself. I can sneak silently, and have even left my home,
with the others living here, thinking I was simply in my room. then
returning to see their faces as they realized what happened. I'm not handy
with a spatula, but im competent with katana. I have included a photo of it.

 -Hiro Maiku 

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Date: 7 Dec 2001 22:48:47 -0000
From: Y****** S******* [*********]
Subject: Graphic

Hi! I made a graphic, I hope you like it.

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Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001 22:41:03 -0800 (PST)
From: ****** * <*********>
Subject: Hai-ya here-ya

allo guys man I love this site so far it has given me
hours of fun (this is my first day to your sight) and
since I loved it soooo much and needed a new buddy
icon so I made a ninja burger one. now its not the
best thing out there but its a start.


Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 13:09:32 -0800 (PST)
From: ****** * <*********>
Subject: Look what I found

HI guys this is Inokichi Yukihime -san the maker of
the red and black Ninja Burger buddyicon. I was amazed
this thanksgiving I got bored and started  looking
through the old cookbook and came across a picture of
a turkey and after closer examination i noticed there
was a interesting mark on its back that resembled the
ninja Burger symbol....but Ninja Burger doesn't do
turkeys do they?....anyways I thought you may want a
look so here ya go.

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Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2001 19:08:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: ******** ****** [***_***_********]
Subject: Da Vinci

Greetings, honorable superiors.  It is I, Haruko
Kodo-san.  In between my deliveries and
assassinations, I have found time to indulge my
artistic side.  I have learned much from the honorable
sensei Leonardo da Vinci.  As a tribute to him and to
our superior establishment, I have adapted several of
his paintings to glorify Ninja Burger.  My
masterpieces are attached.

Dutifully yours,
Haruko Kodo-san

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Date: Thu, 27 Sep 2001 17:55:37 -0400
From: ***** ***** <*************>
Subject: Ninja Burger AIM Icon

Konnichiwa! I am your faithful employee, Jinjiro Sakamoto(part of the Ninja 
Delivery Squad, section 9, #18209). I had some spare time between delivering 
food, and came up with THIS! A ninja burger icon for AOL Instant Messenger.

Ok, so it sucks, and I should go commit Seppuku right now, but 
it was the best I could do. Please see if it is worthy, or just another 
piece of crap. Oh, and my AIM s/n is shadowblackninja Ja ne!

Jinjiro Sakamoto

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Date: Wed, 12 Sep 2001 17:06:55 +0000
From: ***** *** <*************>

I have created this image to entertain and promote your most honorable site.
please email me and let me know that my works are worthy...for if they are 
not i will commit seppuku!

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Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2001 15:02:16 -0700
From: Ben **** 
Subject: Lil ninja pic

I jaust made a cute little ninja pic. If you want to use it go ahead, 
just tell them you got it from Ginyumerge.

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Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 21:22:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: h***** h******** [************]
Subject: Ninja_Burger picture

I present to you a picture for your honorable website.
I am diligently working on poetic verse that I hope
brings honor to my master and his teachings.

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A ninja paper doll, courtesy of Rois from

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Date: Wed, 06 Jun 2001 14:56:40 
From: Darrel Miller <******>
Subject: Re: ninjas? SURE!

Here you go. The following address will take you directly to the finger 
figures. They will appear large on the screen but will fit on a standard 
piece of paper.

Let me know what you think.

Darrel D. Miller

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Whoever sent me this pic, please email me again.
I lost your email.

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Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2001 20:21:52 -0700
From: J Z [************]
Subject: You are WEAK!

WEAK solution to the small-human's maze!  Attatched is the REAL solution.
Speed, stealth, and honor:
Tsuru Sakakida-san

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Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001 19:12:22 -0800 (PST)
From: Mr. Shyu [*******]
To: Aeon []
Subject: Fan Art.....

Ok, I admit it, its a bit of sloppy. I didn't spend
much time to work on it like I suppose to. Anyway,
take it or delete it, its up to you.
Finally, Keep up with all the good works guys(Ninjas)!

(Please refer me as Mr.SHYU, if the thing ever comes up)

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Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 01:37:43 -0800
From: ****** ****** <******>
Subject: I made a comic 
I was just writing to tell you that I love your site and think that
it's one of the more original things I've seen in some time. Because of
this I featured you in an upcomming comic on my site. I am attaching the
comic to this E-mail. If you don't like it for any reason, just let me
know and it'll dissapear forever. If you do like it, you'll be able to
read it soon at
G****** S*******

Black-on-white spinning logo
Red-on-black spinning logo
Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 15:46:02 -0500
From: Kasyan, James [jkasyan@*******.com]
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

I like the logo, and i was bored. Here are some random animations for 
your bemusement. If you ever use them, it'd be cool if you put my name 
on the page.


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