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Ninja Burger

(sung to the tune of "Loser" by Beck.)

In the time of samurai I was a ninja
wasabi in my veins and a burger to deliver
with the plastic chopsticks, the french fries count as vegetables
dogs and cats I hate 'em, but most of all the pit bulls
kill the samurai and put 'em in the ground
ninja-to wavin' with shuriken flyin' all around
geisha's in Chiba with the Hello Kitty
got a couple of nun-chuks, sleep on tatami
   
    (music change)

samurai came sayin' I'm insane to be stayin'
with a fast food joint that treats me like dirt
don't believe every ninja you see
you get your good ninja, your bad ninja and ninja like me
   
    (music change)

so shave your face with a tanto in the dark
waitin' to deliver food outside where the car's parked

Hai. Cut it.

Sooooooooooy, 
not hamburger...
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(double-barrelled blowgun)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

Samurai evil storm the daimyo's compound
banners all wavin' with a phony ass purpose
'cuz one's got a waki and the other's got a zashi
one's got a roll, and the other's got the burger
   
    (music change)

watch the ronin die as the ninja mow 'em down
their daimyo's head in the french fry maker
he cut himself with his katana
when he saw his soldiers dying, hangin' from the ninja ropes

      (music change)

you can't try to beat the Ninja way
take the cash, delivery in under thirty, never late
every time, or the ninja's dead, fallin on his sword
committin' seppuku for failure

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(gettin' baka with the chi-zu)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

(drive-by hara-kiri)

drum beat

(da yo ne)
soooooooyy....

(backwards masking)

VO (just before into chorus)
(I'm a deliverator, I'm a ninja; someone's gonna die, I can feel it)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(Namba shichotto)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

(Burp)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm a ninja baby, that's why you can't see me.

(Domo arigato, baby)

Soy, not hamburger
I'm from Ninja Burger, there's no way you can kill me.

VO
(Mou kutta ka?)




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