Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2000 08:54:34 -0700
From: Brad ******** [*****@lucasarts.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

I am stinking Gaijin American, but I am loyal to Ninja Burger!
I have received honorable Ninja Burger T-shirt. I am wearing it now with pride. People make funny faces. Then die!
I have suggestions for menu:
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Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2000 04:14:01 EDT
From: Teflon****@aol.com
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Cc: hida_*******@hotmail.com
Subject: A humble submission for Oh so honorable menu of our ancestors.

Behold! The secret art of 'Death of an Onion by a thousand cuts'
Using the great skill Ninja posses with the blade, rapidly slice the onion from top to 1/3 of an inch from the bottom in a checker pattern, preferrably before it hits the ground.
Liberally apply the Batter of our Ancestors to the wounded vegetable.
Stealthily dip the dying onion into the Deep Frier of Purification, as not to warn the other onions of their impending fate.. [Note, hand-toughening techniques are required for the traditional recipe, employ tongs for the newer initiates]
When crispy, treat with the Ketchup-no-ken technique.
The resulting victi... errr, foodstuf is ready for delivery.
Respectfully yours,
Gaijin-san