Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 09:18:02 -0800
From: ****** ****** [******@voyager.net]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

Dear (dis)honorable sirs,
Out of fairness, I feel that I should inform you that the man that is truly in charge of Samurai Burger(tm); has requested that I deal with the nuisance that is Ninja Burger(tm). You may have noticed a few of your delivery ninjas dissapearing, but after all, I did not want to warn you too early, did I?. You are weak, and your meager delivery skills will not keep you safe from me, for I have superior tecnique - not to mention the fact that your delivery ninjas, in a race not to commit seppuku, have a nasty tendency to forget their feared (by the weak) spatulas - that which is needed for your superior (to mice) two-spatula style.
You have been warned, though it will do you no good...
Katsushiro Kiyokawa -san