Date: Tue, 9 Jan 2001 21:11:59 -0600
From: ****** ****** [******@home.com]
To: aeon@ninjaburger.com
Subject: Ninja_Burger!

I would like to compliment you on the efficiency of your employees!
While working our way through Neo-LA we came across one of your employees. Using his inscrutable ninja powers to avoid detection, he was underneath a mattress. He came with us, not saying a word to anyone. Thus far he has acquitted himself quite honorably, slaying the minions of the American gun-boy who who work at DukeBurger, as well as the warriors of the eastern sands working the counter at Turban Queen. (Many camel-burgers went uneaten that day!) Although he never talks to us, and we're not really sure whether it's the same ninja all the time, he is a model employee. I'd tell you his employee number, but I don't know and I'm afraid to ask. I'm sure you know it anyway.
Itte kimasu.
Soranus of Clan Sanders
Lord of Wedgies
Guardian of the Original Recipe